Happy Halloween!
As you know the spooky season is upon us and here are some fun halloween jokes. Hope you enjoy it!! ??
J: Why did the headless horseman decide to get a job?
A: He wanted to get a-head in life
J: What do you get when you mix a vampire with a snowman?
A: Frost-bite
J: What did the skeleton wear to the Halloween party?
A: A human costume
J: Why does a witch ride a broomstick?
A: So she can make a clean getaway
R: Who makes it, has no need for it.
Whoever buys it won’t use it.
Who uses it, won’t care.
What am I?
A: A casket
R: Look in my face, I am somebody. Look in my back, I am nobody.
What am I?
A: A mirror