Holiday jokes with smoke signals

Smoke Signals

The holidays are coming and the best way to get into the holiday spirit is some fun jokes! Hope you enjoy these holiday themed jokes from the book “Laugh out Loud Jolly Jokes  for Kids” By Rob Elliot. 




Q: What do you call a snowman who vacations in Florida? 

A: A puddle!


Q: Why didn’t the rope get any presents?

A: Because he was knotty!


Q: What do you call a snowman’s kids?

A: Chilled-ren!


Q: What’s a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?

A: Comet!


Q: What do penguins use in science class?

A: Beak-ers!


Q: What does a whale write in his Christmas cards?

A: Sea-sons greetings!

Q: What do you have in December that’s not in any other month?
A: The letter D!