Jokes to tell your Friends!

Jayden M.

What did the ice cube do to the oven when the ice cube was mad?
He gave him the cold shoulder!

What did the cucumber say to the carrot?
Nothing. It’s a cucumber.

What did the egg say to the other egg?
You crack me up!

How do you make a tissue dance?
You make it boogie.

Doctor, how much longer do I have to live?
You have 24 hours.
Problem is, I meant to call you yesterday.

These are some jokes to tell your friends when you are bored, or just need a laugh. Enjoy!